DER KURAAL OF DE GREAT HE ELEFANT THAT MAKES DE EARTH SHAKE.

 

GREETINGS FROM DE GREAT HE ELEFENT THAT MAKES DE ERF SHAKE TU LITTEL CHIKEN SHIT FELLA OF DE LOBOTOMI.

 

HEY JU DER FELLA ! WID JAW SNEAKY LITTEL CHIKEN SHIT TRIBE OF WIMEN FOLK.  I DUN CATCHED ONE OF JAW PIPPLE AND HE NO LOOK  GOOD NOW,  NO WAYS.   JU ALL MAY DINK DAT JAW SAFE WID DOSE FRANSAY PIPPLE BUT DERE IS NO WAY.NO HOW LITTEL DADDY DAT JU CAN KIP UP WID ME.  JUSSA WAITIN FUR DE WORD ANA WEEL BE DOWN DERE TU BURN JU OUT AND SEED WOT DOSE FRANSAY PIPPLE TASTE LIK WHEN DEY ALL FRICARSEED UP GOOD LIK. 

 

TU SHOW JU DERE NO HARD FILLINS EYES SENDING BACK JAW KUNTA KINTAI FELLA,  OR DE BITS ANYHOUSE.  JU MAY USK HOW HE DUZ SMELL WIDOUT IZ DOSE WEEL EYES CAN TELL JU HE NO SMELL NO GOOD !  HIS JU JU NO GOOD,  IZ DICKI FELLA NO GOOD, IZ LUGS NO GOOD, IZ TIF UL BLOKE UP, IZ TUN GON, IZ HANZ UP IZ  ARS WER DE MOUNTIN UD DE MOON DON SHINE NO MORS BUT EYE LET IM KEP IZ FIT TO GO HOME. EYES NICE FELLA JU ZEE.

 

EYES GREAT HE ELEFENT, EYES RITES GOOD NOW,  LURN RIL FAS FROM DI MIZZERY-ON PIPPLE. WEED DE PIPPLE WEED DE FUKARWI JU DE CHIKEN SHIT PIPPLE WOT TREMBEL WEH WEED FART. HUH.

 

JU STILL GOD TIME TU KRAWL BEFORS ME.  JU BRINGS ME FREE TIMES DE DAZE IN DER YERE OF CATTEL AN PLENTY OF VURGIN GALS AN ME WEEL BE RIL NICE TU UZE.

 

EYES DE GREAT HE ELEFENT,  CHIF OF DE FUKARWI, MASSER OF DE LUMBAGO, GREAT SHAKER OF DE ERF.

 

SO DER!

 

 

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